How to get rid of a man.

This is advise I learned from my Grandmother. I'm going to miss grandma but she was ready to go. She was mad that no one had come to pick her up. She'd say, "Why aren't they here yet?" I should have been gone years ago." She was a funny lady. She had been carrying on about it for awhile. She said my dad had come to get her, and her first husband had come to get her, but she was waiting for her last husband and dang it, she wasn't going til he showed up. Then she would talk about how he was always letting her down. He was never there to pick her up when he was supposed to. She would tell the story about when she met him. She went to a party with a friend and met him there and then she could never get rid of him. She'd wake up in the morning and he'd be sitting on her front porch and invite himself in for coffee. She'd come home from work and he'd be sitting on her front porch waiting for dinner. She said, "I couldn't get rid of him." Then in a stroke of brilliance she realized if she married him, he'd never be where he was supposed to be and "Voila! Now you know, according to my grandmother, how to get rid of a man.