bleacher butt

It occured to me today when I was thinking about how I spend my time, that I should only have a couple more weeks of bleacher butt from basketball. Then I get to have bleacher butt from softball but I think that'll be a different kind of bleacher butt. At least I'm hoping. Now I know how come parents all have square bottoms. It's not from aging... it's from sitting in bleachers half their lives.